Shhh, Mommy's Listening To Audiobooks

Much of the live and let live days of my youth were spent in the car. My parents worked in Chicago. We lived in Bumfuk Wisconsin--nearest grocery store thirty minutes away on clear roads. If we weren't in the car we were on a train. As if daily life didn't keep us locked in a vehicle enough, we also took many road trips.

To pass the time we listened to comedy shows and books on tape. A favorite of my mother's was listening to romance novels. The type that would later make the Hallmark Channel the heartwarming festival of tender moments it is today.

Now that I live in a three mile radius from everything in the known universe I could possibly want or need, I spend as little time as I can traveling anywhere.

I do happen to spend a lot of time by myself--not counting the people in my head. To keep from crawling the walls of loneliness that my hermit lifestyle may invoke, I listen to a lot of music and comedy shows on Pandora.

Or at least I had until one fateful day Natasha Knight  posted she'd made Taken by the Beast into an audible.

My excitement level about this was and still is; OMFG ARE YOU SERIOUS, I NEED THAT NOW!! I had that puppy downloaded and on my phone within seconds--thank you smartphone--and have been listening to this naughtiness every chance I get. I'm on my second go around now.

My husband has even listened to the dirtiest bits of it.

 

he found it enlightening as well as inspiring 

Like many out there, I've discover the only thing better than reading naughty fiction is listening to it. Words cannot describe the awesomeness that is listening to someone else read--out loud--all the titillating details of spankings, and dirty, naughty, dirty sex.

Warning: Listening to Taken by the Beast will cause spontaneous blushing, stammering, and serious lady part titillation.

It makes my soul so happy. I listen to this book when I'm cleaning my house, doing laundry, cooking dinner... the list goes on. It's emotionally fulfilling in a way I didn't even know possible. How have I been accomplishing menial household tasks without this in my life all these years?!

I hope converting to audible form is a trend more erotic writers pick up. I of course will be expanding my collection.

Have you experienced the joy and wonder that is Audible? If you haven't, what are you waiting for?

Right now your soul could be as happy as mine, and mine is like a fluffy rainbow-bunny-kitty.

 

outside of naughty audiobooks

Make your soul happy!!

*This message is in no way sponsored by Audible, but if Audible wanted to pay me--like with audiobooks--for my enthusiasm in promoting Audible, I'd be down with that.