Shhh, Mommy's Listening To Audiobooks

Much of the live and let live days of my youth were spent in the car. My parents worked in Chicago. We lived in Bumfuk Wisconsin--nearest grocery store thirty minutes away on clear roads. If we weren't in the car we were on a train. As if daily life didn't keep us locked in a vehicle enough, we also took many road trips.

To pass the time we listened to comedy shows and books on tape. A favorite of my mother's was listening to romance novels. The type that would later make the Hallmark Channel the heartwarming festival of tender moments it is today.

Now that I live in a three mile radius from everything in the known universe I could possibly want or need, I spend as little time as I can traveling anywhere.

I do happen to spend a lot of time by myself--not counting the people in my head. To keep from crawling the walls of loneliness that my hermit lifestyle may invoke, I listen to a lot of music and comedy shows on Pandora.

Or at least I had until one fateful day Natasha Knight  posted she'd made Taken by the Beast into an audible.

My excitement level about this was and still is; OMFG ARE YOU SERIOUS, I NEED THAT NOW!! I had that puppy downloaded and on my phone within seconds--thank you smartphone--and have been listening to this naughtiness every chance I get. I'm on my second go around now.

My husband has even listened to the dirtiest bits of it.

 

he found it enlightening as well as inspiring 

Like many out there, I've discover the only thing better than reading naughty fiction is listening to it. Words cannot describe the awesomeness that is listening to someone else read--out loud--all the titillating details of spankings, and dirty, naughty, dirty sex.

Warning: Listening to Taken by the Beast will cause spontaneous blushing, stammering, and serious lady part titillation.

It makes my soul so happy. I listen to this book when I'm cleaning my house, doing laundry, cooking dinner... the list goes on. It's emotionally fulfilling in a way I didn't even know possible. How have I been accomplishing menial household tasks without this in my life all these years?!

I hope converting to audible form is a trend more erotic writers pick up. I of course will be expanding my collection.

Have you experienced the joy and wonder that is Audible? If you haven't, what are you waiting for?

Right now your soul could be as happy as mine, and mine is like a fluffy rainbow-bunny-kitty.

 

outside of naughty audiobooks

Make your soul happy!!

*This message is in no way sponsored by Audible, but if Audible wanted to pay me--like with audiobooks--for my enthusiasm in promoting Audible, I'd be down with that.

Take Me Beast

Have you ever read a no-good-horrible-review and thought, oh man, I really want to read that book!! I have, more than a few times. I was in the mood for spanking, and trying to decide which Natasha Knight novel I should read, when I came across this gem of a review..

I will be presenting it as it appears on Amazon, misspelled words and all. My commentary will be the unitalicized snark.

* One Star Review;

Really Nasty Story. Be warned. (Spoilers)
 by Deborah Christall

This has to be one of the most ridiculous books I have ever read. It is a paranormal spanking erotica, so... 

The man in this is a complete sadist and while some people might enjoy that idea, I do not. I'm intrigued, sadist you say? 

 I feel there should have been more warning in the sinopsis. I feel you should have used spell check.  

The woman was an idiot and a complete pushover. In her defense she was kidnapped by a manwolf, three times her size, with super strength. Not to mention tape and rope. She's not exactly free to move about. 

How anyone would have fallen in love with nasty sadistic control freak is beyond me. You haven't met many women, have you? And he's a really hot alpha sadist control freak who spanks. What's not to love? 

Once again we have some bdsm aspects represented in the most dangerous way. Yum, like what?!  

He canes her as punishment with no safeword and she has obviously never done this before so it's not for her pleasure and then he has anal sex with her, also as punishment, causing her more pain while getting off on it and yet somehow through all this she ends up having an orgasim. Super hot scene, btw. And the heroine enjoys the fuck out of her entire punishment.  

Did I mention she's tied up. No, is that a question? Sounds hot.  

This book offended all my female sensibilities and I can't believe this was written by a woman. Again, whom are these lame women you associate with?  And yes. She actually wrote "offended all my female sensibilities". 

Seems more like the fantasy for some sicko guys. Nope. Just us sicko ladies.  

Really disappointing. Yeah, we got that. 

You had me at hello Ms. Christall. I knew if this woman didn't like it, I'd probably love it.

And I did.

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Taken By The Beast by Natasha Knight

124 pages

Elijah had watched Kayla for years, serving as a hidden protector for this beautiful young woman-- until the night her abusive boyfriend sought to do her harm. Afterwards, he knew that there could be no hiding what happened, and she would have to come with him whether she like it or not. 

Warning; Taken By The Beast includes spanking, anal play, graphic sex scenes, elements of BDSM, and more. If such material offends you you're probably reading the wrong blog. 

This is an erotic spanking romance, and IMO is darker than most of Natasha Knights books. Deliciously so. I loved it and found it super hot. It's my favorite book by Natasha Knight so far. Great story, very fast paced. There is a lot packed into this quick read. 

It's also not for the faint of heart. There is bloodshed, kidnapping, forced spankings, arousal from forced spankings, rough (hot, so HOT) sex scenes. Some questionable consent. Another kidnapping. More rough hot stuff... I think this could fall under the category of 'dark erotica'. It's not as bracing as many dark erotica books, but there are enough rough elements in there a plain old erotica reader should be aware going into it.

After reading the book, the bad review really made me scratch my head. While all that stuff is in there, to some extent, Kayla isn't exactly a pushover. I don't want to give any spoilers away, I will say, she has some fight. She tries to get away more than once. Her ass is painted red more than once from her lack of being a pushover.

And Elijah, while being a bit of a sadist, is also the kind of man that comforts and snuggles. And he makes our heroine's panties wet.

Big time.

Mine too.

I gave this puppy five stars and will be rereading with a vibrator in hand.

Thank You Natasha Knight!!

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