Heather Rainier Knows

A year or two ago I discovered Heather Rainier. I've read a handful of her books and I enjoyed the crap out of them. I have a level of appreciation for their stand out quality. If you've never read one of her books, I will tell you now, her books have a fabulous dichotomy.

The plots are set up in true contemporary country western romance style, full length and heavily character driven.They'd be much like other quality country western romance novels, if she stopped there. What makes her different is she takes it three steps further going full scale menage mix-up erotica. There's lots of hot graphic sex, butt plugs, menages, sometimes up to three guys, sometimes just a H/h,  follows no formula, and lube.

Lots of lube.

The lube thing is kind of what makes her stand out for me and why I love her so much. Sure, her heroines have a realistic work schedule and personalities that makes them affable, but it's their acceptance of lube that makes them so darn effable.

I know what you're thinking; Aubrey, almost all erotica writers use lube for anal scenes. Yes, yes they do. But do they use it for vaginal scenes?

Gasp

What?

Could it be?

That's right. Heather Rainier doesn't just break out the lube for anal scenes, she uses it for a good chunk of her vaginal penetration.

She used lube last night 

Heather Rainier knows and accepts that the feminine honey isn't always flowing correctly to fit the mood. She understands that sometimes we take a Claritin and dry up. She recognizes coffee until noon often equals not being properly hydrated in the PM.

She fully grasps sometimes the hormones are blowing the wrong way and the down stairs isn't matching the enthusiasm of the dirty den of thoughts rocking out in the upstairs.

She gets that!!!

So thank you, thank you, THANK YOU Heather Rainier for lubing up your heroines. And thank you for not making your heroines shy about it. They don't blush and stammer their way through apologies while reaching for the lube. They rock their vaginal hubris, get lubed up, and ride their cowboys.

As nature intended.

Heather Rainier has a whole slew of Divine Creek novels I haven't even begun to make a dent in. I believe there are eighteen of them in all. The characters are in or around the town of Divine Creek, Texas, and often know each other. I'm not sure if there is an order. I've just been picking up the ones that sound the most interesting to me.

The heroes are the type of sweet loving attentive men you want to read about after your husband blows up food in the microwave, your dog pees on the floor, and your kid then steps in it. And you don't find out any of this until the food is crusted, you too step in the pee and your kid has put his soiled sock on top of the clean clothes you just took out of the dryer.

We've all had those days. These are the heroes for those days.

They are often good old boys, but never bad boys. Not in a 'treat the heroine like shit' way. They exude alpha without always needing the power dynamic play or exuding asshole tendencies. They sex you up, without ever letting you down. In other words they are bubble bath fantasy heroes that will have you drooling.

And panting.

And wanting more.

Much more.

Thank You Heather Rainier,

for the Heroes and the Lube!

For your own slice of happy erotic awesomeness, go check out Heather Rainier and her Divine Novels @ http://www.heatherrainier.com/

Keep It Tight

"Holy Shit, you're tight." 

That's what my husband told me during one of our more recent sexcapades. The look on his face was worshipful, his voice reverent.

It was a glorious moment.

He's never has never said this about my vagina. Ever. Not even before my lady underwent natural childbirth. There have been no complaints, but that look, those four words. They do something for a woman's ego.

I'm rocking some vaginal hubris.

Big time.

A few of you may be thinking, You poor thing, my vagina has always been super snug.

Well, good for you Sally Super Snach, with your naturally narrow channel. Most of us have to put some effort into our internal structure. This post is for the majority of  us that have naturally lost our inner muscle tone over the years.

And let's face it; we all want at least one moment, in our post virginal lives, where our vaginal passage is considered 'too tight'. And we want the moment to occur during sex, not childbirth.

So, you may be wondering; how did I achieved this vagina with a force flex, Hulk grip of magical wonder?

Kandi Burruss 'Hold On To Me' weighted kegel balls

I got these off of Adam&Eve.com, but there are a few sites you can find them on. I adore these things. You can use a single ball, or the two 'sphere' holder and change out the weight between the holders. 

The balls aren't too big or too small. They don't feel like they're constantly about to fall out like the little Ben Wa balls, but they aren't so big that you don't have to work to keep them in. 

Like every other woman over a certain age, I do my kegels regularly. I've even used the Ben Wa balls. Nothing has given me Wonder Woman Vagina like these balls. Just seeing them on my dresser when I wake up, I sometimes lie in bed and do some kegels before I get up. Then later in the day I put them in before I check my email. 

And yes, if you get an email from me, that's not from my iphone, chances are I was kegeling while I sent it. 

We're all a little closer now. You're welcome.

I've only been using these bad boys since February, and I've already got power pussy going on. I've always been envious of the fictional characters that had the heroes drooling over their heroines 'tight' vaginal state. Now I have fictional heroine pussy!! 

Dreams do come true.

And that's not all!

Bigger, stronger, more powerful, and often multiple, ORGASMS! 

That's right, if you start now you can be having the best orgasm you've ever had by May! I had an endless orgasm once since coming into my super maxed vaginal state. I was crying and clawing the sheets, and it didn't stop. Nope. It just kept going. I thought I was going to pass out. I was light headed for an hour afterwards. This went on and on and on. 

My husband felt like a king.  

We haven't had sex once this month that I didn't have multiple orgasms from penetration alone. When my hubby works the clit--or forces me to play with myself through my orgasm, cause he knows how I like it--it's like fireworks exploding out the top of my head. 

Fact: you want to achieve this face during sex.  

Kandi Burrus Hold On To Me weighted kegel ball,

Because everyone deserves epic orgasms 

Adam&Eve<-- use the code SHIP69 and get free shipping. These bad boys are worth every penny. 

P.S. they also help with this stuff, 

so, you know, they're good for road trip bladder training

Go forth and kegel!!