Earth Girls & Aliens

A few years ago I got an idea for a sci-fi serial I had dubbed Sorority Girls In Space. I wanted it to be very over the top spoofy, and had written up a ton of notes on it. I then promptly put it at the bottom of my to-do pile, and mostly forgot about it. Although, I never completely forget any of my plot babies.

Most of them just get put on the back burner, the ones nagging me the loudest getting the most attention. Luckily Sorority Girls In Space was a boisterous bunch. A couple months ago, before I took my big break, I had started outlining a few stories.

The ones I am most excited about picking back up are part of a sci-fi rom series that is a product of my Sorority Girls In Space.

This series will tentatively be three books. The stories are based around three best friends who are, of course, abducted by hunka, hot aliens. So far the stories are leaning more towards steamy romance than erotic, but I already have an alien hero threatening to spank.

Since all the stories coincide with one another the plan is to work up the first draft of all of them as a whole before releasing any of them.

Right now I'm on the first heroine's story, working title Bambi's Abduction, and I've been entertaining the crap out of myself writing it. If no one else finds these books humorous at least I can crack myself up. These stories still have a long way to go--I feel like I've made so much progress and nothing at all--but book one is really taking shape.

I won't be sharing a ton from these for a while yet, but I'd like to share a taste of what I've been working on. The scene is pretty self explanatory:

It’s on the tip of my tongue to ask tall dark and scaly one, two, and three what the hell is going on, but I don’t know if they’ll understand me. They don’t look civilized in anyway, except for the fact that they’ve achieved a level of space travel brilliant scientists on Earth have only dreamt of achieving.

So yeah, there’s that.

I’ve been abducted by a race of primitive geniuses.

A giggle bubbles out of me I can’t control and I cover my mouth to stifle it. Have I mentioned I’m a nervous giggler? Not my favorite thing about myself. It’s hard to be taken seriously when you’re blonde, big boobed, your name is Bambi, and you’re prone to giggling.

Three pairs of eyes show surprise and from the looks of the inflating billy clubs pressing up against their trousers, my giggle’s like some weird alien mating call.

Shit. I’ve read about this sort of thing in trashy sci-fi novels. From the sheer size of these creatures this entire scenario doesn’t bode well for any of my orifices.

I don’t want to go where no Earth girl has gone before.

That's it for now. Happy reading everyone! 

And always remember:

#WIPitUp Careful Little Girl

I feel like it's been forever since my last WIPitUpWednesday! I'm happy to be back and sharing an excerpt from something that will be coming out soon!

Candi has been having a rough go of it, and helping out her brother has put her in a tough spot financially. Having no one else to turn to she asks her boss's son for a loan, and ends up getting much more than she bargained for.

EXCERPT:

After Wyatt leaves, I can feel Hank’s eyes burning into the side of my head. If the look on his face the entire time his gorgeous friend was here is any indication, I do not want to hear what he has to say. And I have a feeling he is just dying to tell me something I do not want to hear. So I just ignore him and go back to work like he isn’t here.

    “Do you really think right now is the best time to be dating?”

    Well, that didn’t take long. I glance at the clock on the bottom of the screen. Mr. Buffoon waited two whole minutes. 

    “I’m twenty-one, single, and ready to mingle. Some would say this is the best time. And I’m not dating your friend, although he seems nice…plus he has dimples.” I’ve always been a sucker for a guy with dimples. Indeed he is cute, charming, and way more personable than sunny old Hank.

    

 “Seriously?”

   

 “Seriously.”

  

  “Wyatt is not nice. He’s a walking erection you looked more than happy to hop on.” I gasp in outrage, but the ass ignores me and keeps going. “And what is that shiiistuff about you downplaying how smart you are?”

“Maybe I like being a bit of a mystery, and FYI I do not want to hop on his anything. What the hell is your deal? If you have such a problem with me why are you even coming over tonight?”

“I don’t have a problem with you. I have a problem with you having a slew of problems and thinking it’s no problem to go out and date horny idiots while you’re still getting your shiiiistuff together.”

“Oooh, careful there. You wouldn’t want to break one of your own rules.”

I’m not at all surprised when he growls at me for that. However, I’m shocked when my nipples pebble. His feral rumble seems to shoot tingles straight down to my special bits in a disconcerting manner. I lock my knees together hard. That is a feeling I refuse to acknowledge. Refuse. The fire demon named Hank is not, not, turning me on.

“Speaking of rules, princess, I think I’m adding on to the list. No dating.”

“That makes no sense, that rule is stupid. I’m not doing that.”

“That makes perfect sense. And you’ll adhere to my rules if you know what’s good for you.”

You and what army are going to make me? I silently say to myself scowling at the buffoon. “Whatever. Why don’t you mosey on and let me get back to work?”

When Hank’s towering form leans over the desk I fight the urge to shrink back in my seat. Why won’t he just stalk off like the lumbering beast he is? He looks like he’s about to breathe fire. His cheeks are flushed as red as his beard and his eyes are shooting sparks. The muscles in his forearms are flexing like he’s holding himself back from grabbing me as he braces himself on the desk. Hell if I don’t notice he is all kinds of sexy angry.

“Careful, little girl.” The deep rumble of his voice is taunting. “You don’t want to be put over daddy’s knee again, do you?”

All I can do is huff my indignation, my mouth opening and closing like a fish, as my mind blanks and my panties flood remembering the last time I was over his lap. I can feel my face is all kinds of red. No, I do not want to be put over daddy’s anything, but why does just the thought of…no! No, no, no!

Giving me an appraising look he says, “Huh, maybe you do. You never cease to surprise me, princess.” 

CANDI'S DEBT 

 

Candi-

The men in my family are gamblers, cheats, and thieves. They aren’t loyal to anyone but themselves. It’s the Dawson way. My oldest brother was killed for sticking to that tradition.

I refuse to let that happen to my little brother. He’s all I have in this world and I’ll do anything to save him.

His debts are now mine, and I always pay my debts.

Now if a certain ape leader would get out of my way, things would go much more smoothly.

Hank-

I swore never to return to Texas. But here I am, wading neck deep into shit creek. I’m not even getting paid for this crap.

And Candi? She has more secrets than sense and represents everything I try to avoid. I’m not sure how I got tangled up with her in the first place. I have no business getting involved with a woman like her. She needs to be saved from herself.

I don’t have a white knight complex, and this girl needs a savior. I can’t be that guy. 

COMING SOON 

*Author's Note: Candi's Debt is an erotic romance novel that includes explicit sex, spanking, BDSM elements, anal play, and anal sex. If such material offends you, this book may not be for you.